A song about Flipper

8.28.2007

From the desk of Michael Peterson in response to flipper not showing up when Griff and I swam with dolphins:

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one in the sea, is a bastard like he.
And we know Flipper, doesn't love Shelly,
Avoiding her under, under the sea!

No one really knows the king of the sea,
Ever so snotty a bastard is he,
Tricks he will olay when tourists appear,
And how they curse him when he isn't near!

They call him Flipper, Flipper, that fishy bastard,
No-one you see, is worse turd than he,
And we know Flipper, soon will be slaughtered,
Dragged up with tuna, from under the sea!



Fabulous.